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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
drygrasses
tmmyhug

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

chaos--themralds

\o/ <- woohoo!

loqui-mortuis

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

annoyedlord

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

brightsunnydaysofcastamere

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

definitelynotmeoverhere
kf-tea

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.

I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend

I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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chuckletons

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

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dragonmons

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

bogleech

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

randomthingsthatilike1
cookiedoughmeagain

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Surprisingly, this is not a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, but an actual fact. From Burnout: Solve Your Stress Cycle, by Emily and Amelia Nagoski

ocean-again

I think Doctor Emily Nagoski has a PHD but YEAH

atsuyuri-sama

[image ID, photo of a book page:

[bold, centered text] Forty-Two Percent [bold ends]

So how much is “adequate”?

Science says: 42 percent.

That’s the percentage of time your body and brain need you to spend resting. It’s about ten hours out of every twenty-four. It doesn’t have to be every day; it can average out over a week or a month or more. But yeah. That much.

“That’s ridiculous! I don’t have that kind of time!” you might protest - and we remind you that we predicted you might feel that way, back at the start of the chapter.

We’re not saying you [italic] should [end italic] take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent , the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare [image ends here, mid-sentence]

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gehayi

Here’s the last paragraph, completed courtesy of Goodreads:

We’re not saying you should take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent, the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare itself the victor.